Due to recent speculation regarding certain topics, I found it'd be funny to make this post in response to someone falsely accusing dogs of being... Inadequate. As a proud Shepherd owner, I take offense to belittling my babies. So, without further ado, here's a list of reasons why dogs are better. 1 ) You can't take a cat hunting with you I mean, I guess you could - but you shouldn't expect them to be waiting there for you after the first gunshot goes off. Even so much as the backfire of a motorcycle passing by some 1/4 mile off would have them running the opposite way. It's even in the name : Scaredy Cat 2 ) They make better memes That's conjecture, but I'm gonna try and twist it into fact because there's no doge equivalent for cat memes. Sure, there's grumpy cat but he dead. There's also the classics : "Hello yes this is dog," "I have no idea what I'm doing", and then whatever this is : https://imgur.com/a/b9QjfJt 3 ) They're better companions Dogs do a better job sensing out how you're feeling. They can even detect certain diseases in your body with so much as a sniff, no training needed. No, seriously : Google it. There's a lot of stories on how dogs were able to notice their owner's cancers before the doctors do. 4 ) They make better cops I said this in the last post : There's a reason why police agencies don't have feline units. See above imgur link for evidence. 5 ) They make better home protection animals Obviously you're not gonna wanna pick a pet based on solely if they can guard your home or not. Mine in particular can run the fence of the property line all day, watching for burglars, but at the end of the day their bark is gonna be the first deterrent for burglars. If I was a sober, sane criminal wanting to break into someone's house and heard BORK BORK BORK, I'd probably turn around and find a different house. 6 ) They're cuter https://imgur.com/a/FEZhtw2 . 'Nuff said.