Random topic so just talk about random stuff

Uh basically today I saw my fish walking my dog so I did a cartwheel expecting to see $5 and there I was watching Dora in a shopping cart.

 

Did you make sure to boil your tractor before you backflipped into the shelves of elephants? Yknow, the one by the floating glitter lamp?

 

Yeah weird thing for me too

I was walking around the farm in new york and I fell to see my cat eating my gorilla I got when I fell to see my cat

 

I think people here drink dry water.

 

Today I went to the woods there was spaghetti hanging from all the trees, apparently Godzilla and bigfoot had a really big dinner party

 

I was drinking Gatorade and saw an ant upside down so I decided to go swimming in a pool of mustard to only realize I left my toaster upside down so my fridge got warm and then I ate some warm watermelon on the moon

 

Basically jack from the bean stock, stocked the bean to make it green then it decided purple was the color of the alphabet and boom there I was flying on a shark

 

I was told if your fork is silver than it’s always a good idea to tell your math teacher you don’t like avocados at night

 

Well water isn’t wet so it must be a sea-turtle floating on top of a helicopter backwards

 

Last week I ordered a pizza than realized that on Saturday I was going on a warerslide that looks like a bridge in snow underneath my carpet because there a rat eating cheese

 

wrong.
sea-turtle only sinks below the helicopter frontwards so water is wet

 

My dog went outside to take a child away from its home because an elephant stepped on a baby goose and the bag of bread was left open

 

Toasters go zap when there in the ocean beside a child taking its grandma for a cliff jump to china in my purple van beside the rock so water is dry

 

Penny is climbing my fence on Mount Everest to my dogs father where lives in Mexico because of red pajamas that were holding the basketball beside a house

 

This reminds of that one time before the universe was restarted. Me and ma friends bought some junk, you know, Supreme's Thanos gauntlets & mini elephants. Everything was super dolphin until √-1 2^3 ∑ Π & it was not checkmate cool.