I know there's quite a few guides out there on Cake Wars, but I can show you how to quite easily complete all of the Cake Wars achievements. Accumulation Achievements These aren't very fun to complete. They take forever and are probably the last ones you'll complete on this list. Cake Dinners - Win 100 Games of Cake Wars This one was the last one I achieved. Set aside an hour or so on a certain day that you want to play Cake Wars. Gather 2-3 friends that are pretty good at Cake Wars (DM me for some IGNs that are good at CW if you want some friends). Play only Cake Wars during that time, trying to win games as quickly as possible by rushing cakes pretty early. Cake Slayer - Kill 1000 Players in Cake Wars Kill, kill, kill. Don't bother buying armor, just try to knock players off islands instead. If you're good enough, you don't need to buy armor that often. Big Appetite - Eat 500 Slices of Cake in Cake Wars Your goal isn't to win these games. You need to eat cakes. Use Builder Kit and get an Iron Pickaxe at the beginning of each game and when you spawn. Go for a team's cake whenever the base is empty or only has one player. Try to be sneaky and crouch while eating (it helps). Cold Baked Killer - Get 10 First Bloods in Cake Wars Play as Builder Kit and rush the Middle beacon. Most of the time, there's a player there or a player going there. Try to get the first kill and repeat this process until you get the achievement. Misc. Achievements These are weird and annoying achievements that are hard to get accidentally or by playing the game normally. Gotta Go Fast - Win a Game of Cake Wars in Under 10 Minutes Pretty simple. This is the only one that you can get without trying. Play the game and you'll get it. Go for cakes early, I guess. Greedy - Eat a Whole Cake Do I need to explain this one? This Game Has Cakes? - Survive 10 Minutes Without a Cake Once your cake is eaten, get some Endstone and cover yourself up, crouch, and camp for 10 minutes. Starving - Eat a Cake within the First Minute of a Game You and a friend both play Builder Kit and rush the team to your left or right side through the side beacons. Keep trying until you get a cake in the first minute. You Call that a Challenge? - Win a Game Without Dying Stay at your base. Never leave. Be a coward and get carried by good players. Run away from players if you have low HP. Just stay alive. Love not War - Win a Game Without Killing a Player Also stay at your base. Use your resources to help towards cake defense and armor. Stay back on the generator for Nether Stars. Team Player - Purchase all Team Upgrades within a Game Have everyone on your team pass the Nether Stars to you. Always get Resource Generator as your first upgrade. The Last Crumb - Win a Game with Only One Slice of Cake Left Leave your cake open for someone to eat, ask someone to eat until one slice, or any other method of doing so. Now you just need to win the game. Be extra protective of your cake, though. Last Laugh - Get the Final Bite on Every Cake within the Game This one's tough. Eat as many cakes as you can, and make sure you get the last bite. If your cake gets eaten, then you won't get the achievement. I <3 Capture Points - Own all Beacons for your Team in One Game Best done with 2 teams left, keep the other team occupied so your team can have all the beacons. Get Good - Kill a player while falling from a great height. Then save yourself from dying. This can be done two ways: 1) Knock a player into the void, jump in after them and use an Ender Pearl to get back on to land. 2) With one player on the other team left, punch them into the void and jump in after them to end the game. The Floor is Lava - Win a game of Cake Wars while after the first 30 seconds of the game, only stand on player placed blocks (includes Deploy Platforms and Shops). Play Builder Kit and camp on your blocks the entire game. This may take several tries. I broke a sweat (literally) writing this. Let me know if it helped!