Discussion in 'Giveaways' started by DatzRuben, Sep 17, 2020.
Hypixel > Mineplex.
Hopefully I made you laugh with my joke! IGN: Bomo
is the giveaway over yet? its way past the 22nd
The teacher said to his class one day, “Please stand up, anyone who thinks they’re stupid.”
Nobody stood up so the teacher said, “I’m sure there are some stupid students in this class!”
At this point Little Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, “Oh Johnny! So you think you’re stupid then?”
Little Johnny replied, “No, I just felt bad that you were standing up on your own.”
(This is not a true story. All acts and names are fictional.)
Make you laugh? Well I guess you could say I will get top ten in this giveaway.... ok I’m sorry I’ll stop :D
thanks for doing this again :)
You know why my name is Justin?
Because I'm Just(in) to you ;)
Are you Mc Donald's?
Because I'm Lovin it
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
Because no one asked
Ayo someone told me to check their balance at the bank so I pushed them off the counter, why did I get a lawsuit?
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
This tastes kinda funny
What do you call a chinese millionare?
What's the best thing about Switzerland
Mann I don't know tbh but the flag is a big plus!
haha I tried my best to make the most jokes I can, some are from google some are from my head, put in everything I thought was funny!
Good Luck to all!
I may have not been Justin time! But I still arrived!
Thanks for hosting this giveaway twice btw haha I missed the last one it means a lot you gave us another chance on top of competing our jokes and having a good laugh :))
My joke : https://imgur.com/GcSEmKG
This is by far the best joke here. In case anyone is too lazy to click the link, I'll type exactly what the screenshot shows:
92 ETERNAL Paladise_ there is no such thing as aimbot lol
If you need an interpreter:
Basically, Bob, aka Paladise_ believes aimbots don't exist.
I think this deserves a grammy award for the comedic value it has brought to the Mineplex community.
Thank you good sir *tips hat*
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because chickens are dumb (no offense to people who like chickens)
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house.
Knock Knock! Who's there? THE CHICKEN, DUH!!!
IGN: Jackkeh :))
Please announce a winner for this contest. It's WAAAAAAAY past the 22nd.
i agree xd
My mom was 300lb and when she fell on the ground no one was laughing, but the ground was cracking up.
Hehe I honestly don't know any good jokes.
How do you steal a coat? You "jacket"
watermelon [i'm not funny this isn't fair]
@DatzRuben are you gonna end this giveaway?
Honestly , I am not Good at joke but my mother is.
when does the giveaway end