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Member, Male, from The Land of the Mighty Wizards

Wiz_Techno was last seen:
Dec 11, 2018 at 10:50 PM

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    1. Wiz_Techno
      [​IMG] This one is just too funny Fang.
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      2. Wiz_Techno
        Dec 10, 2018 at 7:37 PM
      3. _White_Fang
        Dec 10, 2018 at 7:42 PM
    2. Dylan
      imagine spelling it aesthetically

      this post was made by the asteticly gang
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      3. Pombo
        They know what it's like
        outside the hive.

        Yeah, but some don't come back.

        - Hey, Jocks!
        - Hi, Jocks!

        You guys did great!

        You're monsters!
        You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it!

        - I wonder where they were.
        - I don't know.

        Their day's not planned.

        Outside the hive, flying who knows
        where, doing who knows what.

        You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen
        Jock. You have to be bred for that.


        Look. That's more pollen
        than you and I will see in a lifetime.

        It's just a status symbol.
        Bees make too much of it.

        Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it
        and the ladies see you wearing it.

        Those ladies?
        Aren't they our cousins too?

        Distant. Distant.

        Look at these two.

        - Oouple of Hive Harrys.
        - Let's have fun with them.

        It must be dangerous
        being a Pollen Jock.

        Yeah. Once a bear pinned me
        against a mushroom!

        He had a paw on my throat,
        and with the other, he was slapping me!

        - Oh, my!
        - I never thought I'd knock him out.

        What were you doing during this?

        Trying to alert the authorities.

        I can autograph that.

        A little gusty out there today,
        wasn't it, comrades?

        Yeah. Gusty.

        We're hitting a sunflower patch
        six miles from here tomorrow.

        - Six miles, huh?
        - Barry!

        A puddle jump for us,
        but maybe you're not up for it.

        - Maybe I am.
        - You are not!

        We're going 0900 at J-Gate.
        Dec 10, 2018 at 6:54 PM
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      4. Dylan
        What do you think, buzzy-boy?
        Are you bee enough?

        I might be. It all depends
        on what 0900 means.

        Hey, Honex!

        Dad, you surprised me.

        You decide what you're interested in?

        - Well, there's a lot of choices.
        - But you only get one.

        Do you ever get bored
        doing the same job every day?

        Son, let me tell you about stirring.

        You grab that stick, and you just
        move it around, and you stir it around.

        You get yourself into a rhythm.
        It's a beautiful thing.

        You know, Dad,
        the more I think about it,

        maybe the honey field
        just isn't right for me.

        You were thinking of what,
        making balloon animals?

        That's a bad job
        for a guy with a stinger.

        Janet, your son's not sure
        he wants to go into honey!

        - Barry, you are so funny sometimes.
        - I'm not trying to be funny.

        You're not funny! You're going
        into honey. Our son, the stirrer!

        - You're gonna be a stirrer?
        - No one's listening to me!

        Wait till you see the sticks I have.

        I could say anything right now.
        I'm gonna get an ant tattoo!

        Let's open some honey and celebrate!

        Maybe I'll pierce my thorax.
        Shave my antennae.

        Shack up with a grasshopper. Get
        a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"!

        I'm so proud.

        - We're starting work today!
        - Today's the day.

        Oome on! All the good jobs
        will be gone.

        Yeah, right.

        Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring,
        stirrer, front desk, hair removal...

        - Is it still available?
        - Hang on. Two left!

        One of them's yours! Oongratulations!
        Step to the side.

        - What'd you get?
        - Picking crud out. Stellar!


        Oouple of newbies?

        Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready!

        Make your choice.

        - You want to go first?
        - No, you go.

        Oh, my. What's available?

        Restroom attendant's open,
        not for the reason you think.
        Dec 10, 2018 at 6:55 PM
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      5. Wiz_Techno
        Dec 10, 2018 at 7:36 PM
    3. Wiz_Techno
      [​IMG] HOW DID THIS BECOME A MEME @DivinePegasi [​IMG] Actually what is my life.
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      2. DivinePegasi
        Dec 10, 2018 at 6:28 PM
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      3. zchrris
        Y E S
        Dec 10, 2018 at 6:37 PM
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      4. Wiz_Techno
        Dec 10, 2018 at 7:36 PM
    4. zchrris
      lets all attack this member!

      1. Crash
        Dec 10, 2018 at 5:48 PM
      2. zchrris
        Dec 10, 2018 at 6:09 PM
      3. DivinePegasi
        this message is asteticly pleasing
        Dec 10, 2018 at 6:29 PM
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    5. Crash
      I respect you wanting to do things, but you also need to recognize when you should just sit back and let others do things. You do not need to take control of everything, and it often feels like you try to do that, no offense.
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      3. Wiz_Techno
        Okay well just calm down and stop harassing a 14 year old.
        Dec 10, 2018 at 7:50 AM
      4. Crash
        If you think this is 'harassing', you have no frame of reference for what that actually looks like
        Dec 10, 2018 at 10:20 AM
      5. Wiz_Techno
        Thanks for your opinion.
        Dec 10, 2018 at 10:24 AM
    6. iUseIntel
      Hey, congrats on the 3rd most posts on the Forums! Oh, my apologies, the 3th most posts on the forums. Of course, of course... Seriously though Wiz, congrats, I aspire to be as active on the forums as you, I really need to increase my forum activity, since my wall is the most barren thing since Tatooine.
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      3. Oscaros_
        Right, you all need to calm down. I don't want or need this forum to be a place to criticise people in negative and downing ways which is why on that thread the appropriate warnings have been given. Can we please just be nice to each other, if you guys have got some constructive feedback for @Wiz_Techno try and portray it in a nicer way rather than troubling them.
        Dec 10, 2018 at 12:43 PM
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      4. Oscaros_
        It's continuously getting involved in unnecessary and hateful criticism. I want this to be a place to respectfully share ideas, if they, or you for that matter have a problem with how someone's using the forums I will encourage that you politely remind them, rather than shaming them and directly posting something in a negative way on their wall.
        Dec 10, 2018 at 12:49 PM
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      5. Pro SSM Firefly User
        Pro SSM Firefly User
        Dec 10, 2018 at 9:38 PM
    7. Wiz_Techno
      Wow I’m third most poster now (not counting admins/devs because they get posts in testing)
    8. Wiz_Techno
      Thanks @Kire for the awesome banner! <3.
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      2. LilReaper
        No problem! Glad you liked it!
        Nov 14, 2018
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    9. Wiz_Techno
      -----**Inacitivty Notice**----- Not really much to say, I'm going to be inactive for the next week. If you have any emergency things to must tell me it's going to have to wait until Friday. I'm muting all my discord notifcations and will not be logging on until Friday nor will I be on Minecraft any of that time. I'm basically going to do what ClassN did, it's time that I take a step back and think about what's important. Thanks Techno
    10. Crash
      How did you find that you were the 4th most active poster on forums? Did you just manually check through a bunch of people?
      1. Sophie_OGrady
        Nov 11, 2018
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    11. Wiz_Techno
      How do I have 169 posts?!?!?!?
    12. Killer_2020
      Wut about Thanoos??
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      2. Wiz_Techno
        He's being implemented into 1.7.
        Oct 27, 2018
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    13. Killer_2020
      I discovered your profile, now the fun will start...
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      2. Wiz_Techno
        The fun will only continue my friend.
        Oct 25, 2018
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    14. Wiz_Techno
      HAHAHA I am no longer a new member!
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      2. Killer_2020
        I know how this feels :)
        Oct 27, 2018
    15. Wiz_Techno
      Thanks or everything @Hyrawr! Truly a great figure in Mineplex. Sad to see you leave GI Management. [​IMG] (AKA Hylore)
    16. Wiz_Techno
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      2. Wiz_Techno
        Sep 20, 2018
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    17. Wiz_Techno
      If only Chiss could see this! I bet he probably plays Mineplex occasionally on an alt and has a forums account. It’s only a theory but maybe it could be true.
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      2. Crash
        Chiss would have seen the new website considering the timeline on when work on it started
        Nov 10, 2018
      3. Ethan
        press X to doubt
        Dec 9, 2018 at 10:14 PM
    18. Wiz_Techno
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    19. Wiz_Techno
      Yeah, gonna have to work on that banner.
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    20. Wiz_Techno
      And I joined in the first two hours of it being created
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      2. Bunni
        released :eyes: it's been in testing before xd
        Sep 14, 2018
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    The Land of the Mighty Wizards
    Heyo! I'm a very active Mineplex member and do everything in my power to improve Mineplex. Feel free to tag me on the forums and discord for anything you feel needs a more official response or one of those responses I love making!


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    ★Wiz_Techno, a Mineplex community member dedicated to helping in anyway possible.★
    ★Feel free to DM me with any questions or @ me in the Mineplex Discord, my username is Wiz_Techno#4441.★
    ★I'm also in Mineplex Game Insights (GI) discord, SSM GI discord, and the Champions GI discord if you know me from there.★
    ★Previous names: Techno3600, InsertOGNameHere.★
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