How have you been?
Happy very late (Very late) birthday
I swear, I have no idea why I haven't followed you yet ._.
Wait a minute- your Birthday is on April 5?!?!? Happy Birthday!!
Happy Birthday Mr. Cardyceps!!!
How are you?
Fine. How are you?
I'm Good thank you
mind if i put comically long strings of a's on random people's walls
Only if you manage to put it in a spoiler box on my wall.
Hi Mr. Cardyceps. It's been a while. What's up?
Hi! Yes, it was a long time. By the way, who are you?
Sorry im late. TBH:
Hi there Mr.Cardyceps, ive taken time to try and figure out the pronunciation of your name and everytime i see it, to myself i recognize it as biceps. dont ask. its just- what it reminds me of lol. But thats fine, no probs with it. I like your name! also I've also admired that pfp of yours, its iconic for you considering you've had that very sort of type of pfp for a long long time. I appreciate the huge amounts of likes you gave me that one other time :) thanks again. i think overall Your a nice person and would love to be friends <3 Good day
Bro, you sounded like that one character who decided to give a speech to his friends just to be killed in the next episode.
P.S. It is pronounced like this: Car D (like in alphabet) ceps (like in biceps). Basically I wanted to name my Minecraft account after a really rare mushroom called cordyceps, but I misspelled it & put a instead of o. In the end, I decided to not change my nickname.
Hey Mr Cardyceps! How’s life going for you?
I hope you do very well on your tests!!
I’m doing great! I recently got a job at a catering company near me. It’s very fun!
I was always told that the best job is not the one that is the most popular or has high wages, but the one that you really like.
Because it's the one you don't mind losing sleep or waking up early. :D
I always feel like I did something great when I am done!
Especially when it's a wedding, I really want the bride and groom's big day to be one to remember! And I feel great that I could make memories for someone that they would look back at fondly!
Thank you for the like spam!!!
I was just like spamming Le Brownie's entire profile page so there is no need for thanking.
Omg ty for the likespam! :DDDD
Hey Mr. Cardyceps!
Why did the bike fall?
it was 2 tired
Still level 45 I see
Yes, I mostly play Survival Mode.
Yo! I finally changed my pfp!
This is a rubber eel. Despite the name, it is an amphibian, caecilian to be precise. It is a type of long snake like salamanders that doesn't have any limbs.
ah I see
what snake is your profile picture and why is its skin like that
1) It is an amphisbaena. There are many species of amphisbaenas, they are all lizards that have no limbs. This is the Mexican mole lizard, it is the only amphisbaena with 1 pair of limbs.
2) It spends most of it's life under the ground. Therefore, it kinda has no pigmentation. No pigmentation = pink/white color.
Yo! As everyone knows, Technoblade is currently fighting a certain disease.
I know that it all might sound weird, but... If I'm not mistaken, one of techno's older stream previews shows him on a Karl (horse), except he misses his arm. Also there was a joke about an elbow reveal.
It kinda feels like the universe was foreshadowing something.
Eh, all this thing that I've just wrote probably looks weird, cringy or whatever. I just want to say that this looks weird.