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Cardyceps
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    1. StyxKiller03
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      Dude your discord tag is incorrect
      1. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Jan 18, 2021 at 12:46 AM
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        ???
    2. LegendSavedXmas
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      Hey man, its been a while. How are things at your end :)
      1. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Jan 16, 2021
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        Fine. My back is my only problem.
      2. LegendSavedXmas
        LegendSavedXmas
        Jan 22, 2021 at 5:31 PM
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        UH OH
    3. Cardyceps
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      I've just noticed that I have 666 posts!
      1. Bob16077777
        Bob16077777
        Jan 11, 2021
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        Good job! Go for 777 next :)
      2. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Jan 11, 2021
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        Hehehe... I actually didn't do this intentionally. I've just looked at the amount of my posts and noticed this number.
    4. Cardyceps
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      Yey! I reached 3k likes!
    5. Cardyceps
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      New Year - new pfp!
    6. Simply Otter
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      Hohohoceps, how does it feel for your favourite fish, the axolotl, to be in Minecraft 1.17?
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      2. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Jan 7, 2021
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        Amphibians are truly elegant creatures.
      3. yvuggu
        yvuggu
        Jan 7, 2021
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        That kind of sounds like the last sentence of an opinion essay about amphibians...
      4. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Jan 7, 2021
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        Lol
    7. Cardyceps
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      My 2020 playlist:
      Sin shake sin- Can't go to hell, Idiocracy.
      Skillet- Feel like a monster.
      State of Mine- Seeing Red.
      Lou Bega - Mambo No. 5.
      Sub Urban - Cradles.
      Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity.
      Bring Me The Horizon - Parasite Eve.
    8. Cardyceps
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      Yo! I finally created an intro!
    9. Cardyceps
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      Yo lads! I'm gonna write an introduction! Think of it as an anime episode dedicated to showing flashbacks of a minor character that is about to kill main villain's right hand.
    10. Cardyceps
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      Nice... 61 followers! I feel myself like a a military machine of distruction from 80s!
      1. zapig
        zapig
        Dec 27, 2020
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        62 now...
      2. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 27, 2020
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        Type 61 and 62 are both tanks!
    11. Ultra Jet Fighter
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      Thanks for the follow!!
      1. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 19, 2020
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        You too.
    12. Sunny / Slash
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      why does santa say hoh-
      oh wait, the answer to that is inappropriate..
      crap
      1. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 19, 2020
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        It is because he is being approached by Jotaro Kujo every Christmas so he says "Ho ho ho, are you really approaching me?"
    13. maevestarbaby
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      Axolotls are best.
      1. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 19, 2020
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        Yes, they are. Hail the supreme Kirbi like vacuum cleaners!
    14. Cardyceps
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      I got around 50% on my Business, Economy, Physics & Chemistry exams, but at least I got 96% for my English exam! :D :0 :) :l :(
      1. Bob16077777
        Bob16077777
        Dec 17, 2020
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        Congrats! I don’t have physics, business, economy, and chemistry, instead I have biology, English, Spanish, and geometry.
      2. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 17, 2020
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        ¿Cómo llego a la biblioteca?
      3. Bob16077777
        Bob16077777
        Dec 17, 2020
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        How did the library arrive? It arrived in many small pieces that were then put together.
    15. Cloudy Day
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      Okay so you said you live 15-20 years and you are 15 years old now does that mean that you might die today?
      1. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 16, 2020
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        Let me tell you something. There is a guy called Technoblade. I think that he is older than 20, but he is still alive despite being a pig.
        P.S. Pigs live from 15 20 years.
      2. Cloudy Day
        Cloudy Day
        Dec 16, 2020
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        Hax
      3. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 16, 2020
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        As one sage once said: "git gud"
    16. UCYT5040
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      Do you have TVs down there? And what do you use to get wifi?
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      2. Bob16077777
        Bob16077777
        Dec 17, 2020
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        Nice. Can satellite internet and stuff like that get through [miles] of water?
      3. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 17, 2020
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        We use the LAAAAAAAAAAAATEST TECHNOLOGYYYYYYYY!!!!
      4. Bob16077777
        Bob16077777
        Dec 17, 2020
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        Hmmm. Well if you ever have an outage, let me know and I’ll come by with a submarine to give you an Ethernet cable.
    17. DCDB
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      How's the ocean floor?
      1. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 9, 2020
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        Imagine typical rainy day, except water droplets are replaced with plastic bags. In other words, the ocean floor is not doing well.
      2. Chicken In The Snow
        Chicken In The Snow
        Dec 9, 2020
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        Pollution!
    18. LegendSavedXmas
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      Nice forums username, I love it :D
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      2. LegendSavedXmas
        LegendSavedXmas
        Dec 6, 2020
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        Most likely only one of them
      3. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 6, 2020
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        Me too. I'm going to celebrate the New Year. It'll be my first time doing so without my family and salamanders.
      4. LegendSavedXmas
        LegendSavedXmas
        Dec 6, 2020
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        Ya my family only celebrates the new year
    19. Thenorn
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      Axolotls are kinda ugly doe​
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      2. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 7, 2020
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        Let's just forgive him guys.
      3. Dallarth
        Dallarth
        Dec 7, 2020
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      4. Cardyceps
        Cardyceps
        Dec 7, 2020
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        @Dallarth. You shouldn't have said that. I'm gonna call cyber police and they're gonna arrest you for violating the 115th and 115.2th laws of the internet.
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    What you should know about me:
    1) I am 15
    2)I am a boy
    3)I am an axolotl
    4)Axolotls live about 15-20 years so it makes me an old man.
    5) I am actually Russian.
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